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Wilson: Everyone in our building thinks we’re gay.
House: We’re grown men, over the age of thirty, who moved in together.  We’re two tigers away from an act in Vegas.

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According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, comdemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.

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MINE. :)

p.s. He managed a WAREHOUSE for Wal-Mart. At age twenty! How amazing is he? How lucky am I? Since I’ve met him, I’ve been so much happier. I’ve lost weight, I look forward to things, I’m working to become a better person. What is this!? :) :) I’m so happy. This is so weird. 

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